Friday, August 10, 2012
Dating A Granola Child
The modern day hippy is often referred to as either a neo-hippy (who are very much like the late 60's hippy in dress, views, and outlooks) or else they can be a granola-hippy (those who are not really into political activism, but are into green eco friendly vegetarian life styles). There are two other types of modern hippies, but they are not really hippies at all, just hippie wannabes. In my personal experience, one of the best kinds of women to date when you’re looking for a special someone is a modern neo-hippy or granola-hippy chick. Modern neo-hippies or granola-hippies are not likely going to be into bra-burning or large scale sit-ins on capital hill, but they are more educated about natural lifestyles, natural health foods, and a rejection of materialistic goods. On a political front, they are less likely to protest war, but more likely to protest big oil and wasteful consumption ruining the environment.
Females from both of these groups will tend to be similar in a few ways. They like to have long hair and tend to wear it loose. They will wear jeans with loose fitting blouses, or they will wear flowing dresses or long billowing skirts.They will wear flip-flops, or simple sandals, and go barefoot as often as practicable. They are uninhibited and thing nothing of dancing around a campfire on the beach, or just relaxing, looking at the stars, and contemplating the infinite. Running shoes are for dress up occasions. They think nothing of skinny dipping, and are totally comfortable in their skin. Even if their body is a bit on the chubby side, they are not obsessed about looking fat, and because of that they have a certain presence that just makes you ignore such things anyway. You can find them working with animals, volunteering to help young children, lecturing on healthy cooking, working in health food or herbalist stores, and giving lectures on eco-friendly living. They will drink beer or wine (especially if it is home made from scratch), smoke grass, perhaps indulge in magic mushrooms occasionally, but they will never touch the chemical narcotics that trapped the 60's generation. In short, they’re awesome!
Where to Meet
Of course to meet these tantalizing women, you need to go where they hang out.
Drum circles – Just show up, chances are they will let you watch, and if you bring something that makes a noise, like a gourd with pebbles in it, you can likely join in.
Pilates class – Hippies love to breathe and stretch. Put your mat behind theirs for the best view.
Indie music festivals – Burning Man or Rainbow festivals are good. But you just need to look at the flyers at the local 420 shop.
Organic markets/health food stores – Hippy chicks love a gluten-free, organic diet. If you’re at the same store buying similar foods, you could suggest trading recipes…
Lectures on environmental issues – these ladies are all about green living, low carbon impact lifestyles and organic foods. They seldom miss these kinds of lectures.
Pros to Dating Hippy Chicks
These wonderful people are not into materialistic gain at all. A walk in the park is just fine as a date. Hiking or camping are just as good. That means CHEAP DATES! It doesn’t cost anything to go for a bicycle ride, or go to the beach and watch the sunset. Your pocketbook will thank you. On top of that, if you are just getting by with the job you have, they really do not care. They are into loving you for what you are, not what you have.
They tend to shy away from cosmetics. What little that they use is more likely to be made themselves or made entirely from natural herbs, vegetable oils and other naturally occurring ingredients. In any event, there are no big surprises once she’s taken a shower and washed the crap off her face. As an added plus, they’re usually easy going, compared to a business minded “modern woman”. They don’t mind relaxing in a hammock or napping under a tree in the park.
Because these women are into a healthy and often sensual life style, you will find that they practice things like tantric sex, and with their usually slimmer bodies, seldom need to wear a bra.
Cons to Dating Hippy Chicks
Not wearing a bra can be a drawback as well if she had more than her share of estrogen and thus is well endowed. Gravity is not a friend to large breasted women, but at least you can see what you are going to get up front ;-).
Additionally, hippy chicks usually have shaving issues. She might have a hairy downstairs, or legs, or armpits. Some guys like that though, and even if she does have “winter bush”, it’s the treat under the bush that’s important. In extreme cases you will find women who do not believe in deodorants. But you will figure that out early on when it is easy to walk away from them. No matter what she looks like, you have to be happy with the way you lady smells..
Of course, you may face the expense of buying grass for two, and having to face the fact that this woman is just way more adept at doing things than you are.
Take this information and go get ‘em!
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